Why I want to meet Blaux, in a nutshell, (and also in a neatly packaged, pretty-red-bow-on-top, “every back on board the submarines!” sort of way.)

• Blaux; we’re taking on water. The bucket has a hole in it, dear liza, dear liza. What is to be done? Blaux would know!

• Consider if you will, Japanese design motifs. Did Blaux have a hand in this? I think the answer is `Yes!’

• If a train leaves Omaha, Nebraska at 3:02pm traveling at approximately sixty two miles per hour, what would Blaux say upon viewing the corn-fields-a-plenty?

• Blaux is rumored for having once served in the White House Press Corps. What color are the presidental mugs? Blaux might know, but then again.. Blaux might not be able to tell us.

• Who is Blaux? The world wants to know.